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11.06.2025 21:48
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
When do you start "growing old"?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Still no good
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No way
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance